I’m a people person. I like people. I NEED people. According to Babs, that makes me one of the luckiest people in the world. But there are some people who, when you see them coming, you just know that things are not going to turn out well.
- Mr. Whipple: you’ll feel dirty watching him accost the pervert in the paper goods aisle who is inappropriately fondling toilet tissue.
- Zombies: Even though you’re a healthy, 18-year-old track star and the undead move at the pace of the glaciers that carved out the Great Lakes, you’re going to trip and lie immobile in the street like an old lady stretched out on her bathroom floor in a Life Alert commercial. The zombies will eat your brains. Unless you’re the hero and his/her main squeeze, in which case you’ll be OK.
- Jessica Fletcher: somebody’s going…
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